Are You Kidding Me Bro?

So I realize that this video was originally posted on World Star Hip Hop, then Barstool before I got to it, but I don't really care.  If you didn't see it on Stool , now you're going to see it here.  When I read the post I knew it was going to be a crazy video, but nothing like the havoc this driver causes.

I think it's safe to say this is a Bro behind the wheel, most likely pissed off that he has to wait behind a bunch of spandex-bearing bikers.  Women don't necessarily get in these kind of angry driving accidents, they are usually involved in accidents that fault their driving too carefully/lack of common sense.  If not, the only excuse I can think of is that this was your typical Asian driver.  If you've ever driven through Ithaca's collegetown you know exactly what I'm talking about, madness.

In a town laden with foreign cars, and people from the same place as their vehicle, it's no place to bike.  Of course this didn't happen in Ithaca, I'm just warning not to walk/bike near the street in I-town or you may end up like the 30-40 victims in this video.  Prepare to be shocked.

This Week in BroLinks - 2/27/2011

Screen Junkies - There's finally a release of The Hangover Part II teaser trailer, and tease it does.  Besides the "Wolfpack" walking, there isn't much to see here besides Ed Helms sporting a Mike Tyson-like face tattoo, and the movie taking place in Thailand.  It will be a must-see come Memorial Day.

Kissing Suzy Kolber - Remember this name for the 2011 NFL Draft - John Moffitt.  Bro is caught digging for gold, then eating the treasures during live NFL Combine coverage.  He has definitely made a name for himself before the draft.

Deadspin - Videos like this really make me wonder how soccer isn't America's sport.  Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Guyism - 9 things a Bro should always have in his wallet.  Cash, condoms, and more...

BarstoolU - "220 pounds of infused beast", says BarstoolU about Dom Sair of the SUNY Cortland Football team, and I couldn't have said it better myself.  Bro does 11 shots of Cuervo Gold in 22 seconds, and chugs down one bottle of vodka.  C-State represent.

Barstool Boston - Introducing breast milk ice cream, only $23 per cone-full.

Youtube - "Do You Wanna" by Mike Posner.  Yea he has some really good hits, but this has been the song I've been listening to this week.

This Week in BroLinks - 2/12/2011

College Humor - If I were a Bro...

Barstool U - One off the most disgusting things I've seen in a while. If you click on one link in this post, make it this one.  Hockey players are Bros, even if nobody watches the games.

Guyism - The title of the article pretty much sums it up. Useful information for Bros everywhere.

COED Magazine - New York Knick Landry Fields takes a shot at being a Modell's salesperson. A different approach than Danny Woodhead's, but still very funny.

Barstool NY - If you don't know who Brian Wilson is, you probably aren't an avid baseball follower. If you don't know who "The Machine" is, then you probably aren't an avid Brian Wilson follower. The Machine's identity has finally been revealed.

UPROXX - We've all been there, the Hangover at work. Here are a few tips to get you through the workday after a wild night.

FilmDrunk - Another X-Men, this time back to the beginning. Looks like it's going to be pretty badass.

This Week in BroLinks - 1/29/2011

COED Magazine - January 24th was Beer Can Appreciation day.  Here's a bunch of creative tributes to the
suds we all love.

BarstoolU - Probably anyone's favorite professor here at SUNY Cortland in the Sport Management department, until the news broke.  Apparently his efforts were good enough to get him onto BarstoolU's "Professor or Pedophile".  In the red polo, I present Dan DiPerno...

Guyism - Fucking Islanders.  Never have I been more scared to ride in a car than when I'm riding with a Long Islander.  Of course they'll obviously be the first to defend themselves here, but the truth is, as much as they deny it, is that Long Islanders/City-goers are 1000x more aggressive than people in the rest of the state of New York.  Social status was the cause of the entire debacle, big surprise.

COED Magazine - By an author from Ithaca College.  Like IC, Cortland, etc, it's vital to know how to get laid at a house party.  A practical and well written post.  5 rules to help a Bro out.

Deadspin - A number of stories about having sex in hot, shitty port-a-potties.  Would/could you do it?  Can anyone make it past the concealed reek of pure shit and sweat?  A tall task for any Bro.

BroBible - For your next trip to the Big Apple, here's some tips/random facts about the prostitutes.  A Bro in need is a friend indeed.

Barstool NY - Possibly the most publicity that the Lopez show has gotten to this point.  It's literally fucking terrible.  But Brian Wilson is a must-see character any time he makes a public appearance.  Crazy.

Bossip - Sexiest Bro alive? Not with a frowning stomach.

Screen Junkies - Think Sarah Palin is good jack-off material?  You and Tracy Morgan have something in common.  One of the biggest idiots that calls himself a "comedian" gives his input on "Tina Fey or Sarah Plain" on Inside the NBA on TNT.

Fuck Cats... Again

CNN - As the death toll from devastating flooding in Brazil continues to rise, a single picture drives home the sense of loss.Leao, a medium-sized brown mutt, lies next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the catastrophic landslides caused by heavy rain. This AFP/Getty picture was taken on Saturday, the second consecutive day that the dog refused to leave the woman's grave at the cemetery in Teresopolis, near Rio de Janiero.
Brazilians are bracing for more rain, fearing more landslides after waves of muddy water swallowed towns in the country's worst flood disaster on record.
At least 655 deaths were reported in a mountainous region of Rio de Janeiro state, northeast of the city of Rio.

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First of all I'm kinda pissed Barstool got to this before me since I was awake at 5 am this morning.  But this just goes to show exactly what I always preach, fuck cats.  An owner's dog will always be there to stand by their side, dead or alive.  Cats do shit like cough up hairballs and stab you with their claws, Dogs lay down by their owner's grave for two straight days, and counting.  And you know what, Stool hit the nail right on the head, when they said "this is why I like dogs more than people", loyalty bitches.  That's what it's all about Bros.  When you get a dog that will keep motherfuckers off you like mine, you'll know what I mean.  Hounds for life.

This Week in BroLinks - 1/11/2011

Give Bros props when props are due.  BroLinks of the Week courtesy of the Godfathers of Great Blogging...

Guyisms - Time to tuck away the Franzia and Cosmos, and pick up some of Guyisms Top 10 Manliest Alcoholic Drinks.  Not sure I'd make the leap to drink Cow Blood though...

Gawker.TV - If you live, visited, or know anything about upstate New York, or Pennsylvania, you'll know that the shit-dropping "Amish" live in the areas.  Their first language is German, they refuse technology, but don't let their creativity dwindle...  This seems like a good time for me to say fuck you to the Amish, always dropping their horses shit right in front of my driveway.  Are you kiddin' me Bro?

Barstool NY - The write up about this little gadget just about hits the Dick on the head.  I think I'm gonna save my money and leave the goods unlocked and free.

AOL News - I'm a boss at Graffiti Eraser.  Never have enough time to get entwined in the game though...

Asylum - Yep, Agassi's back on the blow.

URLEsque - "Hey! Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?", "5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!", "You're just a woman with a small brain, with a brain 1/3 the size of us. It's science."

Barstool Boston - You've gotta be kidding me. Superfat > Fireman Ed

COED Magazine - Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream packs a kick when you pack your piece.