Screw numbers, screw statistics. Everyone, we have the city of Buffalo to answer the question if we are still in a recession or not. The answer is yes, absolutely. A few weeks ago, a good friend of mine had his 1998 Plymouth Breeze stolen from his apartment's driveway. Not until the next morning when he was headed out for work, did he realize his baby was gone.
See my friend is on record for saying that his street goes as follows; "apartment, crackhouse, bar." So maybe it's not too outrageous that his car was stolen. I guess this is what happens when there's a bunch of drunk cokeheads running around Buffalo. So he went through all the paper work, waiting, etc. Finally, yesterday he was called up by the cops, and headed down to the impound, where the cool breeze was sitting, ignition torn out onto the floor, with 7 parking tickets.
Are you kidding me Bro? First, you steal the car, by no means the most flashy car which was actually smart in a way. But then you have to rip the ignition out? I don't even understand what the point of that is. Go from point A, to point B, sell it, return it, or blow it up. Seriously, this is the lamest way to ruin a car. If you're going to pull a Grand Theft Auto, do it right. Blow that shit up B-lo. Now my Bro is stuck paying money for having his car stolen.
Poor Colt. The Breeze is now legend though
ReplyDeleteShould have drove the John Deere to Buffalo
ReplyDeleteNothing runs like a Deere, nothing smells like a John.
ReplyDeletewho the fuck would steal that, I wish someone stole my car, then I might get one that locks, has dome lights that work, has a radio that works. Im tired of driving w/ people and them being pissed when I pull out pandora mobile on my blackberry. get real bros and hoes.
ReplyDeletei could be wrong, but i believe the ripping-out of the ignition is necessary to hotwire a vehicle...
ReplyDeleteand ya, bro, that blows hard
Good point. They never taught me how to hotwire at South Seneca, I wouldn't know.
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