Are You Kidding Me Bro?

This is "that guy", the living autograph.  He arrives so drunk that he may or may not knock the final pong cup off the table, losing his team the game.  Actually there's no doubt, that is what happens, it did happen.  But you know what, Goldilocks had a solid night, look at that smile next to the sharpie penis on his face, shooting into his mouth.  Classic. 

Meanwhile, his hombre was taking 40 drinks to the face.  Truth, 1.5 liters of no-name rum devoured by a one man army.  That's pretty irrelevant but it deserved a mention, especially since frank the tank freaked out exorcist/Blair witch style at 4:30 am.

Anywho, only a Bro would go this hard, and I couldn't help giving him the honor of The BroCave post.  Props to the one they call "Milldew" for letting go, and landing a solid drunk smack to the face on his best friend, that will teach him to... not draw on you?  Give this guy the keys!

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Last week I spent about 3 hours out of a day sitting under a tree with friends and smoking Hookah, not really moving.  At no moment in my life had I ever felt more like a hippie, and it was pretty great.  But this will not stop me from hating on the hippies in Ithaca. 

The no shaving/bathing habits are pretty nasty, but today I noticed a new hippie trait: Awful driving. 
Probably the only reason I noticed was because I was in a hurry, but the yuppies driving the hybrid, electric, solar powered, vegetable fueled Subaru station wagon in front of me felt the need to hit the brakes at every time they saw a little trickle of water on the side of the road that resembled a waterfall.  While there is no way the hippies outdo the Asians in the terrible driving category, hippies do one thing Asians don't, making hippies worse....

Hippies walk goats on leashes?  Are you kidding me Bro?  Downtown Ithaca, I'm just getting my goat some exercise, no big deal.  Pedro, there is so much wrong here, I don't even know where to begin.  The organic food is tasty and healthy, I can respect that, but the individualism this hairball is trying to force by walking a goat in the Ithaca Commons is just stupid. 

If you're a hippie, get off the road when you want to look at nature and shit, get your goats off the sidewalks. 

Finals are just about done now, happy summer SUNY Cortland, stay safe, stay fly.  Oh yea, IC SHIT.

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

If I wasn't waiting in an excruciatingly long line to get into TD Banknorth Garden for the Celtics-Knicks game I probably wouldn't have noticed this gem, but once I saw it, I couldn't resist taking a snapshot.  Unbelievable, this little guy (Knicks fan) is trying to bring back the Rat-Tail, what I believed to be a lost style (for good reason).  Does trying to resurrect the trailer trashy 10 year-old look get this Bro laid, or does he get weird looks and pissed on in school?  Vote 1 Star for piss, 5 for laid.

P.S. - Clean up in aisle MSG, get the broom out!

Is This Shit Real?

The only thing running through my mind right now... ARE YOU KIDDING ME BRO!?  The company that designs this headwear is called SpiritHoods.  I took a look at the price of this hat-mitten combo bullshit, it's $129,  $129 for one men's SpiritHood.  Bros, if you're caught wearing one of these you're just way too desperate for some attention. 

Maybe if you're actually considering one of these you think, "Oh it's $129 because of the fur".  Well that isn't quite the case since each one of these is made of the "finest faux fur".  Trust me, I'm all for cutting down on the animal slaying especially for the sole purpose of getting an animal's fur, but I don't understand how this manufacturer actually expects the consumer to pay so much for fake fur.  Please don't let me see you in one of these... disgusting.

P.S. - Is this multi-colored eye guy freaking anyone else out?  No big deal, just a random shirtless dude with a pedophile-grip on some child.  I don't know what's worse, the implications of this snapshot or the "SpiritHoods".  Poor kid...

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Really Mark? It seems like the New York Jets just can't help staying in the news, whether Antonio Cromartie is having another nameless child, Rex Ryan is licking feet, or now, Mark Sanchez dating a 17 year old high-schooler. I previously posted a link to a story that referred to Sanchez's conundrum. Now that mass media outlets are finally doing some homework on the story, it is really developing rapidly.

Sanchez is a NFL quarterback in the largest media market in the world.  He has the looks, and his potential for anything he pursues is endless. We're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars being at stake for the Sanchise. His fate relies on whether the public's new image of him will be creep status, or Bro status.  This will determine whether the pretty boy will hold his endorsements, or fall to the level of the highly criticized Ben Roethlisberger. 

The 24 year old is with a 17 year old.  I understand, some Bros like their girls a little bit younger, but to think that Mark's best option right now is to be with this Junior in high school is just outrageous. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that this is a bad photo of the wondergirl, Eliza Kruger. Deadspin was able to get some question and answer time with Kruger. She told Deadspin, "He would send me a text at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday asking if I was out that night, but I'd be, like, I have school tomorrow." In fact, Eliza went on to say that only hours after the Jets loss to the Steelers in the playoffs, Mark texted her requesting to hang out.

It safe to say that there is some sexing going on here.  Let the debate begin, will Mark Sanchez's image be tarnished as much as Ben Roethlisberger's?  Meanwhile Jets fans, welcome your newest, underage tight end.  Are you kidding me Bro?

Here are some pictures that the fresh meat took at Mark's apartment on her blackberry.  Bed is pretty messy... just saying.

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Screw numbers, screw statistics.  Everyone, we have the city of Buffalo to answer the question if we are still in a recession or not.  The answer is yes, absolutely.  A few weeks ago, a good friend of mine had his 1998 Plymouth Breeze stolen from his apartment's driveway.  Not until the next morning when he was headed out for work, did he realize his baby was gone. 

See my friend is on record for saying that his street goes as follows; "apartment, crackhouse, bar."  So maybe it's not too outrageous that his car was stolen.  I guess this is what happens when there's a bunch of drunk cokeheads running around Buffalo.  So he went through all the paper work, waiting, etc.  Finally, yesterday he was called up by the cops, and headed down to the impound, where the cool breeze was sitting, ignition torn out onto the floor, with 7 parking tickets. 

Are you kidding me Bro?  First, you steal the car, by no means the most flashy car which was actually smart in a way.  But then you have to rip the ignition out?  I don't even understand what the point of that is.  Go from point A, to point B, sell it, return it, or blow it up.  Seriously, this is the lamest way to ruin a car.  If you're going to pull a Grand Theft Auto, do it right.  Blow that shit up B-lo.  Now my Bro is stuck paying money for having his car stolen.

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Fucking epic.  I've seen a ton of versions remaking the LeBron commercial, including the one that the city of Cleveland made in spite of BronBron which was sweet, but this blows it out of the fucking water.  The fact is that this has been on YouTube for only a little more than one day and has 170,000 views. 170,000 views = Genius.  It's a great look back on Brett's career and what to expect in the future.  Keep truckin' Brett, but keep the "Purple Helmet" under control Bro.

"Wanna see my Danny Woodhead? Thats not even a joke I just think he's a good player... like naming my penis after him."