Save The Date!

On September 24, 2011 the SUNY Cortland Sport Managent Club and Willowbrook Golf Club of Cortland, NY are teaming up to present the 16th Annual Suzanne Wingate Memorial Golf Tournament.  Below is various information about the upcoming tournament.  If you have any questions or would like to get involved through sponsorship, raffle donation, or play, please contact David Barnick at david.barnick@cortland.edu.  Please RSVP on this event page.
Format

• Captain & Crew

Procedure

• Check-In: 9:00 AM (All Players Must Report by 9:30)
• Shotgun Start: 10:00 AM
• Chicken & Pasta Dinner: 3:30 PM
• Prize Raffle: 3:30 PM

Rates

• General Public: $60 per player, $240 per team
• Student Discount: $50 per player, $200 per team, *SUNY Cortland Student Discount (With Identification)

Entry Fee Includes...

• Wingate Golf Tournament T-Shirt
• Greens Fees
• Carts
• Skins Games ($20 of each team's fee is put towards the Skins pot)
• BBQ Chicken & Pasta Dinner (Extra Dinner, $16 per meal)

Additional Details

• Mulligans will be made available for purchase prior to the Shotgun Start.
• Closest to the Pin on hole 13 (for men), and hole 5 (for women).
• Longest Drive on hole 8 (for men), and hole 9 (for women).
• A silent auction will be held after the dinner with items such as sports memorabilia, golf gear, & more! Blue tickets can be purchased at 10 tickets for $5, or 25 tickets for $10. Orange Premium auction tickets can be purchased for $5 each.

Final Episode of The Office Leaked?

In honor of this being a Thursday, also known as the day that The Office is on NBC at 9 PM, The BroCave brings you a special find.  Lesson; do not piss off John Krasinski.  Fellow blogger Jason Brandonman, a disgruntled former employee of The Office who claims he was fired for a "smoothie incident" with Krasinski has posted a copy of the what is said to be the actual script of Michael Scott's final episode.  Initially I swore to myself as a true fan of The Office, that I would not cheat by reading the script before the episode was aired, but I couldn't resist the urge. 

If you follow the show religiously, you know that it isn't any surprise when insanity ensues on the show, which is what makes the show great, and that's why it has already been on television for 7 seasons.  The leaked script was surprising in many ways, but I'm actually proud to say I called it for one part of the story, which I won't specifically talk about on here just in case you choose not to read it.  But this is probably the most obnoxious episode ever.

More and more often it seems like The Office has just been stalling with senseless episodes that don't really connect with each other, but there is one aspect of the story that does connect, the Holly-Michael relationship.  I know I'm teasing, but if you have better self discipline than I do, you won't read the potential script.  However, if you do decide to read it, I guarantee your mind will be blown.  Expect the unexpected.

Even after reading it multiple times, I'm still not sure if the script is real of fake, but either way it is VERY entertaining. You'll see from the comments left by readers on Brandonman's blog post that there are reasons to question the authenticity.  Waiting for the final episode of the season will prove to be the only true answer to whether the script is authentic or not.  With NBC seeming to stall by playing repeat episodes instead of new ones, the answer may come later rather than sooner.  Let's just hope there are more seasons to come, with or without Michael Scott as branch manager.





Thanks to Bill from Strong Island for the tip.

Bro Tunes: The Dean's List Edition

The Drive In

Now I found these guys by accident, but shit am I glad i found them! It was just another day I was bored in my dorm listening to literally every song I could find.  I clicked on their mixtape expecting to hear nothing but another "wanna be" rap group. But I was pleasantly surprised. As of today, they have the #1 mixtape on hotnewhiphop and these guys absolutely live up to it. The Dean's List  definitely have a ton of potential and they will be big in the future. There was not a single track on the mixtape that I didn't like. The Dean's List is fire and I can't wait to hear more from them soon! You will not be disappointed with this edition of Bro Tunes.

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

So I realize that this video was originally posted on World Star Hip Hop, then Barstool before I got to it, but I don't really care.  If you didn't see it on Stool , now you're going to see it here.  When I read the post I knew it was going to be a crazy video, but nothing like the havoc this driver causes.

I think it's safe to say this is a Bro behind the wheel, most likely pissed off that he has to wait behind a bunch of spandex-bearing bikers.  Women don't necessarily get in these kind of angry driving accidents, they are usually involved in accidents that fault their driving too carefully/lack of common sense.  If not, the only excuse I can think of is that this was your typical Asian driver.  If you've ever driven through Ithaca's collegetown you know exactly what I'm talking about, madness.

In a town laden with foreign cars, and people from the same place as their vehicle, it's no place to bike.  Of course this didn't happen in Ithaca, I'm just warning not to walk/bike near the street in I-town or you may end up like the 30-40 victims in this video.  Prepare to be shocked.

This Week in BroLinks - 2/27/2011

Screen Junkies - There's finally a release of The Hangover Part II teaser trailer, and tease it does.  Besides the "Wolfpack" walking, there isn't much to see here besides Ed Helms sporting a Mike Tyson-like face tattoo, and the movie taking place in Thailand.  It will be a must-see come Memorial Day.

Kissing Suzy Kolber - Remember this name for the 2011 NFL Draft - John Moffitt.  Bro is caught digging for gold, then eating the treasures during live NFL Combine coverage.  He has definitely made a name for himself before the draft.

Deadspin - Videos like this really make me wonder how soccer isn't America's sport.  Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Guyism - 9 things a Bro should always have in his wallet.  Cash, condoms, and more...

BarstoolU - "220 pounds of infused beast", says BarstoolU about Dom Sair of the SUNY Cortland Football team, and I couldn't have said it better myself.  Bro does 11 shots of Cuervo Gold in 22 seconds, and chugs down one bottle of vodka.  C-State represent.

Barstool Boston - Introducing breast milk ice cream, only $23 per cone-full.

Youtube - "Do You Wanna" by Mike Posner.  Yea he has some really good hits, but this has been the song I've been listening to this week.