I think its safe to say it was a good 2 days in The BroCave. First, I claimed some cash in a big Fantasy Football Championship win. Second, I hit a 4 team parlay after Stanford rocked Virginia Tech last night. And of course, I defeated the arrogant challenger Ben Myer in a cookoff. Iron Chef: Willard.
The night prior to the competition, Bennett aggressively attacked me via text, his preferred, safest style of provocation. You could say that this lit my fire, or in more proper cooking terms, got the water boiling.
While he was drinking, I was preparing, gathering items that I knew no matter what the dish, would propel me to victory. Of course as you can imagine, Big Ben demanded that bringing outside ingredients was illegal since he didn't think of doing it himself. Erroneous.
Key items that were chosen secretly and required for use were used. Every other ingredient used is free game. Mess with the Bull, and you get the horns. Scores were based on taste, presentation, and originality by five judges. The BroCave was represented with pride. In a close victory of 237-234, yours truly declared the Willard Iron Chef crown, and defeated the now not so disdainful challenger.
P.S. - Check out the comment for a little more insight into how vain Bennett still is since he can't accept not getting something he wanted. You challenged, you lost, and I won. Toodaloo Mothafuckaaaaaaa.
Are you kidding me bro? Shit was a legit showdown, heat was on, and bottom line those apples / x mas tree twig decided it. Cheers to you, congrats, ill see you on chopped
ReplyDeleteClearly there is gonna be a rematch somewhere down the line. Did I hear summer '11 grill offffff?
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