The Brocial Network

The Social Network, probably the second best movie last year behind Inception.  Just think of how successful The Brocial Network would be if it hit theatres.  Maybe there will be a spoof movie just like Meet The Spartans, or Scary Movie.  A Bro can only dream.  Whether it makes it or not, this parody movie trailer is absolutely spot on.  Watch the real trailer, then this.  The only people disliking this vid is Bro-Haters.  Over 120,000 views in one day, and counting.  Congratulations to the Bros who put this masterpiece together.  The BroCave is proud to support The Brocial Network.

Been Spending Most Our Lives Living in a Gangsta's Paradise

If this doesn't convince you to get off your ass to go to the movies, or at least take the time to download a pirated version, I don't know what will.  I'm fuckin' psyched!  Seriously, if this shit hit theatres 50 years ago, people's minds would explode.  Awesome song, awesome actor (Seth Rogen), and somin' hot Cameron Diaz.  In theatres Friday.  Do it to it Bros.

"Black Doug" Feelin' the Heat

The Hangover's Mike Epps, aka "Black Doug" probably won't be making the cut for the sequel.  Epps is being sued for $1 million dollars for punching a photographer outside of a nightclub in Detroit.  The photographer is also claiming that Epps' friends fired shots at him as "Black Doug" tried to escape.  Apparently the victim, Douglas Thornton was hired to film the event which was being held for Epps.  Epps has not returned any calls about the situation.

I think its safe to say the Dougs won't be confused for one another again.  I wonder if "White Doug" Justin Bartha has been involved in any shootings lately... Nope.  But he is dating Ashley Olsen.  You go Bro!

A Solid BroCave Flick

Tonight I came across a tasty film that caught my eye.  The name?  Pirate Radio, a movie featuring many recognizable actors, most of them being British.  When the film originally was released in the UK it was called The Boat That Rocked. 

In movie is Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead actors Bill Nighy, and the always comical Nick Frost.  It also includes Rhys Darby, who isn't quite a household name in the United States, but I recognized him as Jim Carrey's Boss from Yes Man.  Philip Seymour Hoffman Rounds out the cast as the movie's main star member.

The film is based on a fictitious boat with a crew full of disc jockeys that lived, and worked on it.  Unlicensed broadcasting in Britain hit a high during the 60s, the era in which the movie takes place.  The crew illegally broadcasts rock and pop not played on BBC radio from an anchored position in the North Sea located off the coast of Britain. 

Overall the movie provided a bunch of laughs, and turned out to be feel good story in the end.  Although it failed in Box Offices across both the UK and USA, it's definitely BroCave worthy.  Plus, ratings on IMDB give the picture 7.5/10 stars, clearly a watchable film, especially for a movie I didn't know existed until tonight.  Maybe worth a buy, definitely worth a download, epic soundtrack  Give it a look Bros.

A Christmas Story or The Celtics?

 

Every year my family has Christmas at my Grandparent's house.  Usually before and after we eat, there will be a bit of a scrum for power over the television.  I understand that it is Christmas, I can respect that, but "A Christmas Story" may be the most over-played movie every year even though its only played during one week each year.  It's a classic, yes, but we've all seen it... "I want a BB gun", "no", "his tongue is stuck to a pole", "we have a flat tire", "FUCK", "wash his mouth out with soap", "I want a BB gun", "I got a BB gun", "I shot my eye out", "the meal is burnt", "let's go eat chinese".  Yep, there you go.  Plus, who wouldn't rather watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation over "A Christmas Story"?  Chevy Chase is watchable year round, not just Christmas. 

Now, my Boston Celtics are on a 14 games winning streak, looking for 15 against the in-conference rival Orlando Magic.  This is certainly a game I can watch the highlights for on SportsCenter, but that's not acceptable.  You could've watched "A Christmas Story" all week, and if you didn't that's too bad.  You can't always get what you want, unless you take it for yourself.  Those remotes have Brobama written all over them.  Don't be afraid to take control Bros, take back what is yours, the television.

The Work of a Genius

I don't know how the hell anyone thought of this, and I can't believe I would come across something this rediculous, but its freaking hilarious.  I was flipping through the channels here late tonight and leave it to TCM to catch my attention.  Dogs talking, crying, smoking, shooting guns, whatever you can think of.  If you're able to get your hands on this 16 minute movie by the next time you're baked, it might end up being one of you favorite movies to watch when you get the munchies.  Just take a peek at the clip...

2011 Already Looking Promising at the Box Offices

 

So I saw this trailer today and it prompted me to check out what the upcoming movies in 2011 are. It looks like I'll be spending a significant amount of time burning my cash at the overpriced Regal.  Here's ten movies that will officially be released in 2011 to look into...

 

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  Your Highness


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  The Hangover Part II


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  Green Lantern


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  Battle: Los Angeles


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  Green Hornet


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  Moneyball


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  The Mechanic


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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon


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  Cowboys & Aliens


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  Captain America: The First Avenger