Geoff is a Pretty Cool Name

I refuse to be friends with someone named "Geoff", ever.  Instead of spelling it the easy way, this is the guy that will force everything to be way harder than it really is for his entire like, like having the name Geoff instead of Jeff.  Name one cool Geoff you know, you can't.  It kind of makes me mad just looking at it.  Geoff.  WTF is that?  No good, sorry Bro.

Church Finally Realizes How Uncool Church Has Been for 876325 years

MSN - OLD HICKORY, Tenn. - An Old Hickory church is offering a drive-thru Good Friday service until midnight.    

North Point Community Church is set up inside a former bank building on Donelson Avenue. From midnight Thursday to midnight Friday, people can drive up to the building to drop a burden or sin at the first window. Then they can pull up to the second window and receive a blessing.

Church members said they hope this will be a bright spot in someone's busy day.

"We want people to know we care because we know Jesus," said church member Lee Fesler.

The church hopes to offer the service each year.

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Even the most hardcore Jesus freaks know the feeling of waking up at 8:00 AM hungover, to get dressed up and go to church.  Like many people I know, my perfect Sunday consists of waking up at roughly 11:00 AM, showering if I feel ambitious, eating a big breakfast, and watching football until about 11:30 PM. 

 

See, there is no way I plan on changing that routine.  However, I probably should go to church more often, it has been years since my last time.  The choice in the past has always come down to early mornings rushing to get stuck in a room smelling of on-the-brink nursing home inhabitants and cheap perfume, OR waking up after church would be done in no hurry to do anything the remainder of the day.  But now comes a new innovation from the good people of Old Hickory, Tennessee.

 

This is huge.  I do not want to go to Church and pretend to sing songs that I pretend to want to sing (Somehow that makes sense).  I'd imagine that most people my age don't.  It's a lot of work to put on a show like that.  Sign me up for the church drive-thru windows.  They provide a nice time slot in the week, during the day, that I and others that know they SHOULD go to church, might be sober.  Perfect.  Now maybe they'll cash checks too?
 

The Drugs Win Again

We know that feeling, maybe you can't move, maybe you pass out like my roommate did mid-walk, drugs put up a killer fight.  Unfortunately, the sad outweighs the sexy in this situation.  As much of this chick's great ass that we see, it doesn't compensate for her insanity.  Bet she's an animal in the sack though.  Kids with their E these days...

P.S. - I love how casual everyone at the public pool is acting.  No big deal, some bitch flopping like a dying tuna.  Gotta love the Euros.

How Can This Not Make You Want to Buy Jack Links?

Seriously, I don't even like jerky enough to waste my money on it , but these commercials make my day every time I see one, especially a new one.  Fuckin' Sasquatch, you dumb bastard.  Just beating the shit out of all the haters out there.  Hilarious.  Keep up the good work Bro.

Nice Suspenders Bro

 

You gotta give this old guy some credit for trying to get out of the house and do something productive with his time, admirable.  But what was he thinking when he left his home to work up a sweat at the gym? "It may cause me 3rd degree chaffage wearing these jeans, but at least my jeans will stay up"?  Who wants to be hospitalized for chaffage of the goods?  That's what elastic is for bro, one of the greatest inventions of all time.  Throw the sweats on baby, Nike won't be coming out with any Dri-Fit suspenders any time soon for you.  But, I guess it's better than seeing this bro walking around the gym in those tiny running dickshorts.  Anyone who has ever been to the gym and seen some twig walking around in these awkward things knows exactly what I'm talking about.  I definitely vote suspenders & jeans over dickshorts any day of the week, you've proved your point Wiseman.  Touche Sir.

INSTANT CLASSIC!!!

 
If you have the world's greatest pleasure of being a Bills fan, than you often get to hear Gus Johnson most Sundays as he tries to make the games sound exciting.  If not, you probably don't hear Gus until March Madness rolls around in college basketball.  Either way I know its something that I'm not looking forward to hearing.  I don't know if its right to say it, but the guy may be the whitest black man on earth,  not to mention the fact that he looks like a turtle. And what the hell is with the attire in this pic?  Now he's just trying way too hard to represent.  Gangsta Gus, as far from a bro as they come, provides us with one of his latest contributions to the sports broadcasting world.  Props to the creator of this video.  Rise and Fire! 
 

The Work of a Genius

I don't know how the hell anyone thought of this, and I can't believe I would come across something this rediculous, but its freaking hilarious.  I was flipping through the channels here late tonight and leave it to TCM to catch my attention.  Dogs talking, crying, smoking, shooting guns, whatever you can think of.  If you're able to get your hands on this 16 minute movie by the next time you're baked, it might end up being one of you favorite movies to watch when you get the munchies.  Just take a peek at the clip...