Bro Tunes: The Dean's List Edition

The Drive In

Now I found these guys by accident, but shit am I glad i found them! It was just another day I was bored in my dorm listening to literally every song I could find.  I clicked on their mixtape expecting to hear nothing but another "wanna be" rap group. But I was pleasantly surprised. As of today, they have the #1 mixtape on hotnewhiphop and these guys absolutely live up to it. The Dean's List  definitely have a ton of potential and they will be big in the future. There was not a single track on the mixtape that I didn't like. The Dean's List is fire and I can't wait to hear more from them soon! You will not be disappointed with this edition of Bro Tunes.

Are You Kidding Me Bro?

So I realize that this video was originally posted on World Star Hip Hop, then Barstool before I got to it, but I don't really care.  If you didn't see it on Stool , now you're going to see it here.  When I read the post I knew it was going to be a crazy video, but nothing like the havoc this driver causes.

I think it's safe to say this is a Bro behind the wheel, most likely pissed off that he has to wait behind a bunch of spandex-bearing bikers.  Women don't necessarily get in these kind of angry driving accidents, they are usually involved in accidents that fault their driving too carefully/lack of common sense.  If not, the only excuse I can think of is that this was your typical Asian driver.  If you've ever driven through Ithaca's collegetown you know exactly what I'm talking about, madness.

In a town laden with foreign cars, and people from the same place as their vehicle, it's no place to bike.  Of course this didn't happen in Ithaca, I'm just warning not to walk/bike near the street in I-town or you may end up like the 30-40 victims in this video.  Prepare to be shocked.

This Week in BroLinks - 2/27/2011

Screen Junkies - There's finally a release of The Hangover Part II teaser trailer, and tease it does.  Besides the "Wolfpack" walking, there isn't much to see here besides Ed Helms sporting a Mike Tyson-like face tattoo, and the movie taking place in Thailand.  It will be a must-see come Memorial Day.

Kissing Suzy Kolber - Remember this name for the 2011 NFL Draft - John Moffitt.  Bro is caught digging for gold, then eating the treasures during live NFL Combine coverage.  He has definitely made a name for himself before the draft.

Deadspin - Videos like this really make me wonder how soccer isn't America's sport.  Are You Kidding Me Bro?

Guyism - 9 things a Bro should always have in his wallet.  Cash, condoms, and more...

BarstoolU - "220 pounds of infused beast", says BarstoolU about Dom Sair of the SUNY Cortland Football team, and I couldn't have said it better myself.  Bro does 11 shots of Cuervo Gold in 22 seconds, and chugs down one bottle of vodka.  C-State represent.

Barstool Boston - Introducing breast milk ice cream, only $23 per cone-full.

Youtube - "Do You Wanna" by Mike Posner.  Yea he has some really good hits, but this has been the song I've been listening to this week.

Does Funneling Two Four Lokos in 10 Seconds Get This Bro Laid?

Stupid.  I wouldn't be surprised if he landed in the hospital after this stunt.  On the other hand I know that I've referred to it before, but a friend of mine drank 2 Lokos (1400 calories) in about 30 minutes a few weeks ago.  This resulted in him not making it out to the bars that night of course.

Instead, he passed out laying in his own vomit in the basement of SUNY Cortland's dining hall, Neubig hall.  He was face down in the bathroom of the closed dining hall (that is oddly located in the basement), and woke up to darkness, in a strange place at 1:00 AM.  Pretty Loko shit if I do say so myself.

Basically, whether the Bro in this video was functioning 15 minutes later or not, he deserves to get laid for the story and the live recording of it.  I know people who can't even funnel a beer, which does sound ridiculous especially for college standards, but it's true.  This Bro possesses a one-of-a-kind skill, and he deserves some kind of an award.  Props Bro.

Thanks to Ben for the Tip.

BroTunes: Lupe Edition

Lately the BroCave has been on the underground shit. But this time we're gonna go mainstream with Lupe Fiasco. I've loved this guy way back from the "Kick Push" and "Daydreamin'" days...unfortunately he faded from the spotlight for a little but man is he back! With this song, along with "Show Goes On" and "Words I Never Said" Lupe is heading to the top of the music industry. Everyday I wait for a new song to leak off of his Lasers album. The album releases early next month and I guarantee that within the first week he has the #1 selling album. I know its early to predict, but I wouldnt be surprised if the guy wins album of the year at the Grammy's. Lupe continues to spit straight fire! With great beats, great feature artists and meaningful lyrics, Lupe is at the top of the hip-hop game. This guy is the real shit!

Is This Shit Real?

The only thing running through my mind right now... ARE YOU KIDDING ME BRO!?  The company that designs this headwear is called SpiritHoods.  I took a look at the price of this hat-mitten combo bullshit, it's $129,  $129 for one men's SpiritHood.  Bros, if you're caught wearing one of these you're just way too desperate for some attention. 

Maybe if you're actually considering one of these you think, "Oh it's $129 because of the fur".  Well that isn't quite the case since each one of these is made of the "finest faux fur".  Trust me, I'm all for cutting down on the animal slaying especially for the sole purpose of getting an animal's fur, but I don't understand how this manufacturer actually expects the consumer to pay so much for fake fur.  Please don't let me see you in one of these... disgusting.

P.S. - Is this multi-colored eye guy freaking anyone else out?  No big deal, just a random shirtless dude with a pedophile-grip on some child.  I don't know what's worse, the implications of this snapshot or the "SpiritHoods".  Poor kid...

Do it eBay!

People close to me know how much I enjoy eBay.  It's gotten to a point where I actually don't remember the last time that I stepped foot in a clothing or sporting goods store.  I suppose the benefits of physically going to a store are having the ability to try on an item if it's clothing, and physically bring the item home upon purchase.  But if you know your size, exactly you want, enjoy saving money, and can wait less than a week for the object, use eBay. 

Like most golfers, I have the idea that a new club will help my game improve.  My latest purchase is a 2010 Taylor Made Burner Superfast Driver.  This club would generally cost about $200 new in a store like Dicks Sporting Goods today.  The club I bought is gently used, reshafted to fit a player like myself, and has a new grip.  I paid about $75 for the driver, that receives 4.5 out of 5 stars in reviews.  I'm still awaiting the arrival, but it's not like I would use it in the current 20 degree weather anyway.  The whole point of buying now is so I could beat the rush of other golfer's competition for the same club.  I'm eager to try it, and hoping that even if I don't like it, I can go ahead and resell it for more money than I paid on eBay because I got such a great deal. 

The point of this post is to establish the fact that if you want to have nice things, but don't like wasting a ton of cash, eBay is the best alternative to shopping at what I see as the stores of over-charging corporations.  Random, I know, but before you make your next purchase of something you really want, take a peek on eBay first, you'll be thrilled with what you find.  Brobama out.